Mildly adult humour. Text of content: What Astrology Says to Wear for Halloween Aries You are impulsive and aggressive. Your ever changing desires are paramount. You make a typical Ax Murderer. The weapon feature of your costume will help when you get into a fight. Taurus You are resentful of change. You are sensual, but prefer a fancy meal to sex. Happy in luxury, you think ethics and spirituality are a waste of time. You make a typical Troll or a Royal. Gemini You are flighty and shallow. Others see this and that makes it hard to have any influence on them. You make a fine Ghost. Cancer Moody and morose, you enjoy finding like minded folks with whom to complain together. Just be your Goth-Emo Self because it is hard to dress up as a suicide. Leo You are bossy and demanding of praise and adulation. You back that up by being vacant and hot. Just wear your Dom outfit and find a couple slaves to crawl after you. Virgo You are passive aggressive to the extreme. If you are not crawling behind a Leo, wear a big Furry Teddy Bear costume. Then you can be a happy wall-flower and wait patiently for someone/anyone to dry-hump you. Libra Annoyingly positive and social, your desire to please others makes it impossible to be sincere. You make a good Pirate, just because they are popular now, and it gives you an excuse to rip people off. Scorpio You are manipulative and self-centered, and generally feed off others. Be honest and dress as a Vampire. Sagittarius You are impatient, ill ...
